This morning, I visited some great friends at Rex Hospital. I had some serious difficulty exiting the labyrinth. Here's the order of events:
1. Wrongful elevator floor exit
2. Mistaken directional turn from elevator
3. Reversal of direction to fix my mistake
4. Lack of continual 'Main Entrance' signs
5. Failure to ask for help (2 minutes into journey)
6. Bold exit at "No re-entry upon exit at this door"
7. Mistaken directional turn from door
8. Failure to ask for help (5 minutes into journey)
9. Sweating profusely
10. Attempt to cut through women's wing parking deck (wall)
11. Attempt to ask someone inside women's wing (more elevators)
12. ...so I exited in fear of elevators woes (12 minutes into journey)
13. Nearly completing the exterior circumference of Rex Hospital on foot
14. Arrive at my parking deck (22 minute journey)
15. Helped an elderly gentlemen get inside for an appointment (God's providence and humor)
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Lost at Rex
Posted by Mike Willis on Thursday, August 05, 2010.